Pablo Arbuckle

Unprincipled Attorney

I am a real lawyer, and I will bend the law for YOU.

Testimonials

Pablo Arbuckle is scum. Absolute scum. But I'll tell you this much, cowboy – he's a damn slick customer.

Janet Yellen
Former US Secretary of the Treasury

When I sent lots of children to an island with no adults, Pablo Arbuckle made the federal child endangerment case go away. I don't know how he did it. And I don't want to know.

Lance Gack
CEO – Child Island

PABLO ARBUCKLE YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS SEE YOU IN HELL TRAITOR

Harvey Weinstein
Prisoner

Services

I offer pretty much all the legal services. Ask anybody.

 

Contracts

I will negotiate contracts. I will also find and tear up all extant copies of any contract for a FEE

Intimidation

I can make problems go away by making others very scared

Court

I'll go down to the courthouse and yell at everybody so YOU don't have to

Mistrials

Just by hiring me, you have a 98% chance of a mistrial because I know all the MISTAKES that judges HATE

Divorces

I absolutely LOVE divorces

Suing Your Clients

If you are a law firm representing a company who doesn't get sued enough to get you PAID, you can pay ME to SUE YOUR CLIENT and then you can beat me in court and make your client think you are GOOD at your JOB

Our Clients

I, Pablo Arbuckle, have many clients, but they are SECRET, so DON'T ASK, okay?

Email Pablo Today

Email me your problem and I will solve it, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

About

You are probably wondering what makes me different from other lawyers. The main thing is that I am UNTOUCHABLE because I am currently in jail, and will be forever. That also puts me in the unique position to COMMIT CRIMES for YOU because I cannot be put any further in jail than I already am.

 

Team Members

I am not a team. I am one man. That's why this is the Law OFFICE of Pablo Arbuckle, not offices. I only have ONE office because I am in JAIL.

Pablo Arbuckle

Pablo Arbuckle

Lawyer/Attorney

I do not have a photo of me available because the SECRET PRISON PHONE I am using to make this website does not have a working camera. But I look kind of like this man, the actor Paul Giamatti.

    Contact

    Call me on my bad prison phone or find me in jail. Visiting hours available on the jail website but you have to look that up for yourself.

    +1 877 615 0914

    450 Bauchet St
    Los Angeles, CA 90012
    United States

    pabloarbuckle@gmail.com